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Don't care if you consider this spam. I just hope it makes you crack up at least once. :meow:

This only proves how stupid we really are: This is junk of labels-

On a Myer hairdryer:
"Do not use while sleeping."

On a bag of
Chips:
"You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details
inside."

On a bar of Palmolive soap:
"Directions: Use like regular soap." (You could possibly use it another way??)

On some frozen dinners:
"Serving suggestion: Defrost."

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom):
"Do not turn upside down".

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
"Product will be hot after heating".

On packaging for a K-Mart iron:
"Do not iron clothes on body."

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:
"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after
taking this medication." (Um yeah...when did the driving age drop to five?)

On Nytol Sleep Aid:
"Warning: May cause
drowsiness." (Gee, I missed that when I read SLEEP AID!)

On most brands of Christmas lights:
"For indoor or outdoor use only."

On a Japanese food processor:
"Not to be used for the other use." (...)

On packet of Nobbys'
Peanuts:-
"Warning: contains nuts."

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
"Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

On a child's superman costume:
"Wearing of this garment does not enable
you to fly".

On a Swedish chainsaw:
"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (O_O)

On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits". (Its really fake then!) :D