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Don't care if you consider this spam. I just hope it makes you crack up at least once.
This only proves how stupid we really are: This is junk of labels-
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping."
On a bag of Chips: "You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside."
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (You could possibly use it another way??)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (Um yeah...when did the driving age drop to five?)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (Gee, I missed that when I read SLEEP AID!)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (...)
On packet of Nobbys' Peanuts:- "Warning: contains nuts."
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (O_O)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions: "Put on fork and eat."